March 2012
74 posts
“The average speed of ejaculation is 30 miles per hour.”
– Jacob Robot West-Roberts
February 2012
69 posts
I just look at your Tumblr sometimes and hope you have something about me
“As you look long into an abyss the abyss also looks into you”
– Nietzsche
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Dictionary.com word of the day.
hircine [HUR-sahyn]
Definition: of,pertaining to,or resembling a goat.
talshiar asked: "Don't worry, there are plenty of fish in the sea." "I don't give a shit about fish! I don't think you understand, I'm hunting for the goddamn KRAKEN. Shut the fuck up about fish."
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Do you ever just find one of your Facebook friends
And think, “WHO THE F&*$; ARE YOU?”… It happens to me every time I get on Facebook.
I’m going to get my lip pierced.
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Bitches be crazy.
All say bitches…
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“Dis book tell wat Jesus Christ wen show me, John. Jesus, he da Spesho Guy God...”
– Wat Jesus Show John 1:1 HWC-HWC
(Revelation 1:1)
“A tailor-made suit is like fine lingerie to women.”
– Hunter Bentley
talshiar asked: fuck cosmic equalness, dude, i don't even know who it is, i just want my goddamn backpack back. or, like, a girlfriend. fuck.
“Your happiness shouldn’t rely on my opinions.”
– My Brain
talshiar asked: you are so brave
Best birthday everever
Utilikilt and Guiness from my Mother
I still can’t escape from your hold over my mind. You told me not to talk to you again but it hasn’t deterred me from you.
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It's my birthday tomorrow
I also have no school
talshiar asked: that's so ridiculously sad. like, he would have people worshipping him but he would just want to TALK to them but still couldn't and oh god that's so awful
What to do when you have too much extra time...
Clearly you should watch anime
Anonymous asked: I miss you.
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But Jacob nobody would eff me...
:(
I made 8 diagrams during Philosophy tonight.
I can’t explain my thoughts without them…
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I hate when you look at someone's Tumblr who you...
uuuuuuuuuuuuuugggh EFF my life in the face.
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Eric: Siri What Religion are you?
Siri: I believe in the separation of Spirit and Silicon
